1. Dunning-Kruger Law:
    Stupid people think they're smart. Smart people doubt themselves. The less you know, the more confident you are.
  2. Parkinson's Law:
    You're not busy. You're just bad at managing time. A task expands to fill whatever deadline you set.
  3. Pareto Law (80/20 Rule):
    20% of your effort gives you 80% of your results. Focus on the few things that actually matter.
  4. Hanlon's Razor:
    People aren't trying to hurt you, they're just being careless. That person who didn't text back? They forgot, not ignoring you.
  5. Peter's Law:
    Good workers become bad managers. Being great at your job doesn't mean you'll be great at the next level.